Jaya Jusco, Alpha ANGEL. Semalam.
(haha dulu masa zaman sekolah, member2 mesti sebut "angel". Used to drive me crazy all the time)

Here's why you should never tell your stay-at-home mom that your current favorite drama Melayu is the same as hers.

Semalam I was about to watch the final episode of Laila Majnun on TV9 and my mom blurted out the ending of it. Rupa-rupanya she has seen LM earlier in the evening. "Mother! How could you....", merajuk la saya kejap.

Pffttth.

First of all i must apologize to a Rosmaynni Jamali for using this visual without permission. I didn't bring my camera yesterday (actually I can't remember where I put it hee hee) and my google search brought me to this pic - I think this thing is called teko basuh tangan.



So anyway, I was at a wedding in Seremban yesterday. Sat in front of a lady and her family. Mamat2 caterer were a bit slow untuk clear-kan meja and ganti air basuh tangan. So this makcik in front me (agaknya dah fed-up menanti air basuh tangan yang lambat sampai) telah membuka bahagian bawah bekas bangun tangan (ya bahagian yang ada air bekas orang lain basuh tangan)

and dipped her hand into it. Like, euw gross!

I was already eating halfway but after seeing her did that, rasa geli tekak sikit but aku teruskan juga makan.
Sigh. There's always something amusing to comment about when you go to weddings.

Especially bila wedding tu ada MC kenduri kahwin yang syok sendiri. Haihh, buat bingit telinga je. Sekian terima kasih.

Siapa yang google BAMBAM dikira disqualified. Oh I should have told you yesterday kan. But ada satu minah kiasu di Kota Singapura yang tidak lena tidur akibat gambar ala-ala sex toy itu (sex toy tang mana aku tak tahu la) sanggup menelefon aku today (after her last SMS from the barrage of SMS-es last night went unanswered) dan memberitahu jawapannya yang tepat sekali. Yes. It is a baby horn, satu alat tradisional dari Holland untuk mendengar degupan jantung bayi.

Terima kasih Lisa for the gift! Saya sangat terharu. Belum test lagi. Need to figure out kedudukan baby dulu. Esok ada check up untuk minggu ke-25. Baby I. Aulia (nama-nya bertukar setiap hari) sangat aktif sekarang. The other day kita kasi dia layan lagu Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics. Respons bagus daripadanya (atau adakah Baby I. Aulia tidak suka lagu itu?). Respond terhadap permainan video Patapon di PSP juga mendapat mendapat respon hangat. Apa lagi yang dia suka – Hikayat Putera Shazlan; lagu2 rock kapak dan cerita-ceriti dendangan ayahanda-nya; suara anak buah aku Anis (she’s the only niece who likes to say hello to the tummy); among other things.

Tapi dia tidak suka jeritan bos aku yang gemar meninggikan suara setiap masa. But that’s okay. I tell my tummy today, jangan layan sangat suara perempuan xxxx itu. Nanti bila lahir, jadilah seorang insan yang berani dan tabah hati okay! Or something like that. Sat gi kalau ter-deliver prematurely kang, siap-lah, aku nak saman minah tu!

Siapa boleh teka apakah alatan ini maka dia lah yang paling terror!

Nota: Tidak dibikin di Malaysia.

Semalam we went to the DBP sale in Keramat. I was looking for dictionary ekonomi. Then ada satu table ni ada banyak translated books: Marquez's Sumpah 7 Keturunan (Hundred Years of Solitude); Hemingway's Untuk Siapa Genta(?) Bergema (For Whom the Bell Tolls); Ellison's Halimunan (Invisible Man); Ishuiguro's Di Penghujung Senja (Remains of the Day) dan banyak lagi!



I ended up buying Salina versi Inggeris. Couldn't find the Malay version. Terjemahan ini penuh dengan typo. *sigh*



Menyesal pulak tak beli Dublin oh Dublin! Versi Inggeris pun tak boleh nak digest, ada hati nak baca BM version. But who knows, the BM version might be easier to understand. Ada berani?



Oh crap, I just remembered something: Terjemahan Siddhartha pun tak habis baca lagi!

Petang tadi di Wad Hema, ada pakcik ni who just arrived demanded that he be at Katil 15. Katil Danial. Pakcik tu berkeras nak katil 15 jugak which means my nephew has to move to another katil. Even the nurses tak berani nak kata apa. Rupa-rupanya katil 15 tu pakcik tu punya feveret katil. When he comes for chemo, he wants to be at katil 15.

Haihh, sakit-sakit pun, nak berlagak diva jugak. Ingat dia seorang je yang sakit.

Malas nak kata apa. Danial started mild chemo yesterday but he is still strong dan masih boleh bergelak-ketawa walaupun menahan ketidakselesaan badan ketika itu. He moved to another bed, the pakcik diva gets his wish, and we move on.