Help

1. My phone dah kena bar (haha this is new - man I must be really broke) so no twitter, sms, mms, flickr in fact my entire existence is put on hold for now.
2. I went to PaRam Bangsar yesterday. Felt bad for not wearing a mask but tawakal jelah. Also tawakal apabila membeli makanan di sana. Nasib baik they all turned out good - ayam percik (stall kat hujung sekali dekat masijd); raja murtabak (they have cheese murtabak! i wonder if it's sedap or not) and tepung pelita paya jaras (didn't try it but keluarga mengatakan ia sedap).
3. I broke one of my mum-in-law's mug masa sahur! Ack have to replace it today.
4. Syu if you're reading this, milk production sangat menyedihkan. I say kurang by 75%. Not that i have much anyway.
5. Friday cuti. Sampai Monday woot! OK kali ni confirm I'm gonna TRY to cook.
6. Suami saya sudah ada Facebook. Tiba-tiba rasa macam agak jealous melihat dia berinteraksi dengan dunia luar. (no thank you I am still not joining fesbuk)
7. OK that is all for now.

Friday yay!

Today I cabut the 18SX sticker from my car (I know, it's already berkarat!) to replace it with a Baby on Board sticker. The last remnant of my single and me-me-me days.

I have to admit I still miss dancing in the clubs but yang sudah tu sudah lah (bak kata Imran Ajmain). I'll just dance with my kid (and lock him up when he's old enough to go clubbing). :)

Selamat hari Jumaat. Crank it up Kak V di Suria FM!

2days before Puasa

If I don't get my dose of ayam percik at Pantai Dalam* today then there will be blood! My colleague Dills (yang perasan Melayu - he knows all the good Malay restaurants in PJ and Pantai Dalam) janji nak bawak saya ke our favorite tempat smogasboard masakan Kelate itu. Ada gulai kawoh (not a big fan); ayam kampung; pelbagai ulam; kerabu perut; akok; lompat tikam; lala masak apa ntah yang sangat best; air botol bergas buatan Kelate; singgang ikan dan yang paling shiok sekali:
 
BAD ASS KELATE VIDEO KARAOKE. Woot!
 
(Tok Guru je takde, he he)
 
* Anis Puteri is located at Jalan Kampung Pasir, Pantai Dalam (tepi railway track).

John Johnny Jonathan

The bed is getting too small for us. Idris (and his sleep buddybear: John Johnny Jonathan!) sudah mula rotating himself.

Bio-Nik season 2

Jangan lupa saksikan Bio-Nik season 2 di tv3 sekarang! Lebih mantap!

(Ini iklan tidak berbayar)

(Ok mungkin akan dibayar dengan kasih sayang oleh si suami hur hur)

maghrib

Now where did I put the mini reading lamp. In half dark, cuma lampu dari tandas mengurangkan kegelapan. Menemani the lil kid tidur - he's been grumpy sejak pulang ke rumah pada waktu Maghrib. Ah, waktu yang begitu kritikal bagi seorang bayi.

Hopefully dia tidak di'tegur' lagi. Serik.

I can't sleep but outside ahli keluarga sedang menonton Hantu Raya on Ria. Ahhhh tak suka!

ProjekPopRahsiaWiken

I shall not list down my weekend plans this time around. Or else it will be used against me! Heh. But I predict banyak vampires involved this weekend, dan buckets of baby saliva. \o/

 

This morning, ketika menjadi MC for a Company event, I ended the event dengan menasihati members of the floor untuk 'have a safe weekend' dan 'don't forget to wash your hands and sanitize'. And the entire floor laughed.

 

You guys, I wasn't trying to be funny. This is serious shit! I'm sick and tired of listening the same shit from MOH everyday - "yang mati adalah yang berisiko tinggi". Rubbish. "sekolah & institusi tidak akan ditutup, kecuali perlu". Are you crazy!? "Siti sunyi apabila suami tiada di sisi". Woops, sorry, wrong news.

 

Anyway, we are all gonna die, people. Unless you keep your straying hands clean & not sneeze depan muka orang (among other things), InsyaAllah we will be fine. If you're relying on MOH's complacency in battling this pandemic, GOOD LUCK. Whatever happened to 'prevention is better than cure?'. 51 deaths. Like flies.

 

And for heaven's sake, please leave your babies at home.

 

Sekian pesanan khidmat masyarakat 1Malaysia dari saya untuk hari ini.

 

 

Misi hujung minggu

Mahu jadi rebellious.
Nah, I'm just kidding. Misi utama adalah mahu meng-photograph anakanda bila dia sedang senyum. Mahal sungguh senyumannya. I hardly see it either!
Misi kedua adalah mahu membaca buku. Buku-buku I miss you so much take me with you.
Misi ketiga... Masak. (insert funny faces here)

Have a safe weekend. Sanitize, sanitize, sanitize.
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Update

Update: Bad karaoke masih lagi berkumandang walaupun ketika Asar tadi pihak surau decided to crank up their ayat-ayat suci sebelum azan. Haha padan muka korang.

Mungkin karaoke adalah satu escapism yang mahal untuk kalian, tapi jangan jadikan majlis kahwin satu medan untuk kalian menyanyi dengan percuma. Suara yang tidak lunak tidak harus diperdengarkan di khalayak ramai. Faham?


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Look Girl I am HAPDET-ing! (kih kih)

We are at home right now. The boys are asleep (ayah dan anak carbon copy-nya) and my mom tengah layan video-video klip hip-hop. Yay mom! Di kawasan perumahan facing my balcony ni ada majlis perkahwinan with its own rock kapak DJ. Baik aku keluar dari rumah cepat. Seriously, what's up with the lagu2 mendayu? Eh wait a minute, ini karaoke ni! *slaps head*

Last few nights ketika tidur di rumah in-laws, I dreamt/felt satu lembaga berjalan di tepi katil aku. Yang tak best-nya lembaga itu letak tangannya di atas pinggangku and I tried so hard to scream for help tapi tidak berdaya. Maybe I'm just tired kan. I wasn't scared or anything (ok maybe a little) but brrrhh, berdiri bulu roma ku!

OK I am gonna go out and look for food now. (masak, what masak?)

Nota buat Girl: If you are reading this, I want Lucky Laki paraphernalia dari Jakarta. Kidnap El untuk aku pun boleh juga. Thanks!