arrival card

arrival card
Originally uploaded by natinski.

yeargh tersalah tulis dalam arrival card. sejak bila bapa saya bernama 'malay'? kih kih.

Sila jangan betulkan blog ini. Yes, that is the infamous Ina Naim a.k.a. jilted tunang of Mawi. Kami satu flight dengan dia, pergi dan balik. Apparently ada lawatan ke Bali bersama Ina. HA HA!

At least on the way to surga Denpasar ada Daphne Iking dalam flight. Dia kahwin di Bali woh*. Tapi on the way back to hell KL terpaksa la tengok muka Ina tu. No i have nothing against her. You think I want to waste my precious time mengutuk artis2 Malaya yang tiada bakat and make money out of their misery ke? Please lah.

So anyway, you knowlah kalau lambat masuk dalam flight AirAsia pastinya kena duduk berasingan. That’s because kami nyaris tertinggal flight because I decided to do a version of Ada Apa Dengan Cinta: Aku lari keluar airport last minute to see Angga, my new friend from Bali. But will talk about that later. *wink wink*
[teringat kat Angga]

Hey, berhenti mengelamun!

Oh so ya, saya TERPAKSA duduk di antara 2 MAKCIK2 yang menyertai rombongan tersebut. Beberapa fakta:

1. Ina Naim ada bodyguard who happens to be her cousin.
2. Makcik2 itu ikut rombongan kerana memberi sokongan kepada Ina yang “baru meningkat naik”
3. 60 orang telah menyertai rombongan ini
4. tiada ahli rombongan yang muda kelihatan. Semuanya makcik2!
5. ina naim mekap sendiri.

But i must say i had fun with the makciks. Terpaksa lah tutup aurat sebab rasa bersalah haha. Makcik di sebelah kanan kasi aku makan waffle yang dia curi dari Hotel Ramada (hey we stayed here last time!) dan Makcik di sebelah kiri kasi aku minyak cap kapak sebab aku bersin tidak henti (selepas menangis ketika flight took off).


Makcik Kanan sedang meneliti gambar kenang-kenangan bersama rombongan Cik Ina Naim ke Bali!

Ina Naim, Ina Naim. *geleng kepala* Would be more fun if i had met Mawi instead eh?

Note: Thanks to Girl kerana menjadi paparazo dalam flight. Girl kata dia terdengar ina tanya bodyguard dia: “kalau naik flight selalu telinga pekak macam ni ke?” BWAHAHA.


* Untuk berkahwin di Bali, pasangan perlu menganut agama yang sama. *pelamin angan musnah*

mercure

mercure
Originally uploaded by natinski.

Taknak balik Mesia! No wait, I'm already back in KL. *sakit hati*

Ok see you guys next week. Da!

Shopping ke kak?
Hmm.
Berdua je?
Berlima tadi.
Banyak akak shopping. Akak ni Melayu ke?
Uhuh.
Ingatkan mat salleh tadi, tapi saya dengar akak cakap Melayu.
Saya Melayu.
Saya kerja kat sini kak. *tunjuk kad rumah kebajikan* Tolong2 sikit. Buat kebajikan. Akak pun boleh menderma. Kesian kat mereka ni.
*** Takpelah dik, akak kerja kat MERCY. Ni pun baru balik dari Johor. Tolong orang kena banjir. Buat kebajikan.
Oh ye ke kak?! Akak gi mana? Batu Pahat ke Kota Tinggi? Saya orang Kota Tinggi.
*gulp* Er, dua-dua.
Banjir lagi ke Batu Pahat? Kota Tinggi dah surut kan.
Masih banjir dik. Lagipun dia orang buka empangan tu sebab dah penuh. Mungkin Batu Pahat lambat sikit surut. *goes off ranting about Tengku Mahkota Johor sudah murka and ecological effect towards tourism and shite*
Ohh.
Oklah dik, akak nak sambung shopping ni. Assalamualaikum.
Waalaikumsalam.

*** Tipu sunattttt! So sorry!

“Cinta pertama indahnya bagai bulan nan purnama, tapi kegagalan cinta adalah bagaikan dimakan gerhana.”

Pergh. From Pengantar Berpacaran: Psycologie Muda-mudi by Abdullah Masrur M.H.
Definitely must look for this book once i land in boemi Indonesia nanti. One week to go!

I have the best friends in the world – because they put up with my infantile self:

“Riz said to tell you anjang aki is his relative”
Itu Girl punya SMS.

And then there’s an email from Neri:

Did you catch last night’s dunia baru when muhamad adif st-st-st-stuttered when he conversed with the junior-girl SO CUTE I wished it’d happened to me I’d pretend-die and go to *heaven*

And also Ari sent me an MMS – a screenshot of muhamad adif masa dia tengah tergagap-gagap itu.

Kih kih so cute kan? Especially bila dia berkata “shophan shanthunnnn”. Hee. Keren banget!

So that should keep me happy for the rest of the day today. Btw, jangan call saya ajak minum-minum ini hari – I lost my voice. Adeh.

"ia plankton yang jahat"
~ kata sahabat SpongeBob SquarePants dalam bahasa Melayu di TV9.

giggle giggle, giggle giggle.

No I am not related to Anjang Aki thank you.

Tiap kali pergi konsert, mesti hujan. Semalam di konsert Samsons, berghhhh menggigil kesejukan. It was ok, I mean, you can't really complain when an Indonesian band play yeah?

Semalam sakit hati with some ugly Malaysians. Nak je aku langgar mamat dalam kereta Kancil tu. Dia ingat ini jalan bapak dia. Urgh long story. I could make a movie out of queueing for 15 minutes just to pay parking at KL Sentral tu.

Dah la balik rumah lift rosak! And i live on the 7th floor ok!

OK enough whining. Mari kita jadi wanita yang independent yeah!

So semalam i saw Anjang Aki at the hospital right? Dia pengantin baru kan? Muka dia berseri, he looks healthy and kasut dia berkilat wakaka. He's smiling all the time too. Baguslah.

Then adala patient ni sorang pergi jumpa Anjang Aki and said:
"Assalamualaikum! Pelakon popular kan?!"
(oh course lah, Anjang Aki had to say yes)

Funniest thing i've ever seen at the hospital i tell you. Even my mom thought it was funny.

I'm watching Remp-It ni. I have no idea what they're talking about man.

Selamat Tahun Baru ok?